[ti:half a person] [ar:the smiths] [al:louder than bombs] [offset:-100] [00:03.42][00:19.46][02:10.82]Call me morbid, call me pale [00:07.81][00:23.49]I've spent six years on your trail [00:12.14]Six long years on your trail [00:28.02]Six full years of my life on your trail [00:35.59][01:31.18][02:27.23]And if you have five seconds to spare [00:39.77][01:35.46][02:31.08]Then I'll tell you the story of my life [00:43.74][01:39.35][02:35.27][02:43.52]Sixteen, clumsy and shy [00:48.20][01:43.86]I went to London and I [00:52.10]I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A. [00:59.45][01:55.12]I said, "I like it here, can I stay? [01:03.74]I like it here, can I stay? [01:08.08]Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?" [01:15.16]She was left behind and sour [01:19.67]And she wrote to me equally dour [01:22.79]She said, "In the days when you were hopelessly poor, I just liked you more" [01:47.86]I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A. [01:59.44]I like it here, can I stay? [02:03.50]And do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?" [02:15.05]I've spent too long on your trail [02:19.56]Far too long, chasing your tail [02:39.20][02:55.26][03:08.00]That's the story of my life [02:47.39]The story of my life [02:50.81]That's the story of my life [03:03.30]Story of my life [03:15.82]That's the story of my life...