| Song | Simon Diamond - Original Version |
| Artist | The Coral |
| Album | Singles Collection |
| 作曲 : Power, Skelly | |
| Simon Diamond sold his soul | |
| Changed his name by deed poll | |
| Started out as Simon Russell | |
| Lived his life inside a nutshell | |
| He couldn't take the public scorn | |
| Changed from human to plant form | |
| Now he's swapped his legs for roots | |
| His arms and soil are in cahoots | |
| What will become of Simon Diamond | |
| He can water himself | |
| but can't change the climate | |
| That'll do |
| zuò qǔ : Power, Skelly | |
| Simon Diamond sold his soul | |
| Changed his name by deed poll | |
| Started out as Simon Russell | |
| Lived his life inside a nutshell | |
| He couldn' t take the public scorn | |
| Changed from human to plant form | |
| Now he' s swapped his legs for roots | |
| His arms and soil are in cahoots | |
| What will become of Simon Diamond | |
| He can water himself | |
| but can' t change the climate | |
| That' ll do |