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[00:03.01]Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
[00:04.79]Let's get 'em Kiv!
[00:06.08]Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
[00:08.79]My girlie lookin' at me like “You for real dude?”
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[00:12.26]Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell 'em Andy!
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[00:16.07]I think there might be something wrong with my dick
[00:17.67]It's like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can't fill a rubber.
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[00:21.19]Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us,
[00:24.35]I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo!
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[00:27.47]Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink
[00:29.36]it's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby.
[00:32.47]HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let 'em know!
[00:36.09]Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick.
[00:37.95]Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.
[00:41.05]HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show 'em how it's done!
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[00:45.36]My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak,
[00:47.08]smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.
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[00:50.33]LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT 'EM AGAIN!
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[00:53.98]Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
[00:55.98]I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
[00:58.75]We make too much money for this shit, murder music!
[01:01.99]I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
[01:04.66]HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
[01:07.64]SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
[01:11.13]I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
[01:13.86]It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
[01:16.63]WHAT?! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?
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[01:19.96]I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
[01:22.25]got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts
[01:25.30]WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT!
[01:27.40]THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
[01:31.51]I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
[01:34.04]every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
[01:37.03]OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
[01:39.20]IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS!
[01:42.07]LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP SHIT! THE WORLD NEEDS US!
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