[ti:rocky] [ar:the lonely island] [00:02.39]Here's a little story that I think you'll like [00:04.42]It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike [00:06.56]So buckle your seatbelts,it's gonna get choppy [00:09.91]And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky [00:12.57]One day me and all my friends were hangin' [00:14.32]Talkin''bout which of the girls was most bangin' [00:16.67]Then one friend says,'You know who's really tough? [00:19.50]'Rocky,'（hit me home）'the boxer.'Man, [00:21.65]I said,'Yeah I know him.What about him?'He said, [00:24.76]'He's really tough.''No way,man.I'm calling your bluff [00:26.85]'I think that I can take him and,to prove my point, [00:29.55]'I'll challenge him in public.'（Yeah,that's the joint!） [00:31.53]So the very next day,stayed true to my word [00:34.73]And I snuck on T.V.so I could be heard [00:37.12]I said,'Rocky,if you're out there,I think you're a nerd. [00:39.56]'And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd!' [00:41.64]I got kicked out,but the candle was lit [00:43.99]'Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit [00:46.53]It made the headlines and I got the call [00:48.97]It was Rocky （'Hey'）and he wanted to brawl [00:51.50]We negotiated terms and set the date [00:53.94]Then I went into training to add some muscle weight [00:57.10]While I punched on meat in a rickety shack [00:59.38]He was sippin'on wine,having models rub his back [01:01.62]At the weigh-in,boy the tension was high [01:03.76]Me and Rock,toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye [01:05.89]I talked some trash,we got pulled apart [01:08.89]I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart [01:11.94]Skip ahead,the big night was finally here [01:14.43]My body was ripped and my mind was clear [01:16.88]We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd [01:19.34]People chantin'my name -I never felt so proud [01:21.95]Faced off once more in the center of the ring [01:24.35]Touched gloves,said a prayer and the bell went *ding* [01:26.44]He hit me with a left and shattered my face [01:29.23]And a right sent my teeth all over the place [01:31.17]Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket [01:33.35]He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled,'Stop it!' [01:36.10]But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs [01:39.21]Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids [01:41.20]They yelled out,'More!'and Rocky obliged [01:43.55]I had to think of some way to turn the tides [01:46.19]So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might [01:48.97]Took a swing,but he caught me with a sucker punch right [01:51.31]Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right [01:53.90]Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights [01:56.68]He tore off my arms and beat me with 'em [01:59.17]Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision [02:01.36]He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin [02:04.03]The bone splinters shot right out of my skin [02:06.31]People barfed in the crowd;they were going insane [02:08.40]And Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain [02:11.01]I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts [02:13.45]Then Rocky pissed on me （customary in sports） [02:15.69]The doctor came out and pronounced me dead [02:18.38]And that was the night I fought Rocky