Rocky

Song Rocky
Artist The Lonely Island
Album Turtleneck & Chain

Lyrics

[ti:rocky]
[ar:the lonely island]
[00:02.39] Here's a little story that I think you'll like
[00:04.42] It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike
[00:06.56] So buckle your seatbelts,it's gonna get choppy
[00:09.91] And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky
[00:12.57] One day me and all my friends were hangin'
[00:14.32] Talkin''bout which of the girls was most bangin'
[00:16.67] Then one friend says,'You know who's really tough?
[00:19.50] 'Rocky,'(hit me home)'the boxer.'Man,
[00:21.65] I said,'Yeah I know him.What about him?'He said,
[00:24.76] 'He's really tough.''No way,man.I'm calling your bluff
[00:26.85] 'I think that I can take him and,to prove my point,
[00:29.55] 'I'll challenge him in public.'(Yeah,that's the joint!)
[00:31.53] So the very next day,stayed true to my word
[00:34.73] And I snuck on T.V.so I could be heard
[00:37.12] I said,'Rocky,if you're out there,I think you're a nerd.
[00:39.56] 'And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd!'
[00:41.64] I got kicked out,but the candle was lit
[00:43.99] 'Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit
[00:46.53] It made the headlines and I got the call
[00:48.97] It was Rocky ('Hey')and he wanted to brawl
[00:51.50] We negotiated terms and set the date
[00:53.94] Then I went into training to add some muscle weight
[00:57.10] While I punched on meat in a rickety shack
[00:59.38] He was sippin'on wine,having models rub his back
[01:01.62] At the weigh-in,boy the tension was high
[01:03.76] Me and Rock,toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye
[01:05.89] I talked some trash,we got pulled apart
[01:08.89] I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart
[01:11.94] Skip ahead,the big night was finally here
[01:14.43] My body was ripped and my mind was clear
[01:16.88] We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd
[01:19.34] People chantin'my name -I never felt so proud
[01:21.95] Faced off once more in the center of the ring
[01:24.35] Touched gloves,said a prayer and the bell went *ding*
[01:26.44] He hit me with a left and shattered my face
[01:29.23] And a right sent my teeth all over the place
[01:31.17] Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket
[01:33.35] He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled,'Stop it!'
[01:36.10] But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs
[01:39.21] Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids
[01:41.20] They yelled out,'More!'and Rocky obliged
[01:43.55] I had to think of some way to turn the tides
[01:46.19] So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might
[01:48.97] Took a swing,but he caught me with a sucker punch right
[01:51.31] Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right
[01:53.90] Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights
[01:56.68] He tore off my arms and beat me with 'em
[01:59.17] Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision
[02:01.36] He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin
[02:04.03] The bone splinters shot right out of my skin
[02:06.31] People barfed in the crowd;they were going insane
[02:08.40] And Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain
[02:11.01] I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts
[02:13.45] Then Rocky pissed on me (customary in sports)
[02:15.69] The doctor came out and pronounced me dead
[02:18.38] And that was the night I fought Rocky

Pinyin

ti: rocky
ar: the lonely island
[00:02.39] Here' s a little story that I think you' ll like
[00:04.42] It' s not about Shaq or Iron Mike
[00:06.56] So buckle your seatbelts, it' s gonna get choppy
[00:09.91] And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky
[00:12.57] One day me and all my friends were hangin'
[00:14.32] Talkin'' bout which of the girls was most bangin'
[00:16.67] Then one friend says,' You know who' s really tough?
[00:19.50] ' Rocky,' hit me home' the boxer.' Man,
[00:21.65] I said,' Yeah I know him. What about him?' He said,
[00:24.76] ' He' s really tough.'' No way, man. I' m calling your bluff
[00:26.85] ' I think that I can take him and, to prove my point,
[00:29.55] ' I' ll challenge him in public.' Yeah, that' s the joint!
[00:31.53] So the very next day, stayed true to my word
[00:34.73] And I snuck on T. V. so I could be heard
[00:37.12] I said,' Rocky, if you' re out there, I think you' re a nerd.
[00:39.56] ' And I' ll lick you and bury you like a dog turd!'
[00:41.64] I got kicked out, but the candle was lit
[00:43.99] ' Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit
[00:46.53] It made the headlines and I got the call
[00:48.97] It was Rocky ' Hey' and he wanted to brawl
[00:51.50] We negotiated terms and set the date
[00:53.94] Then I went into training to add some muscle weight
[00:57.10] While I punched on meat in a rickety shack
[00:59.38] He was sippin' on wine, having models rub his back
[01:01.62] At the weighin, boy the tension was high
[01:03.76] Me and Rock, toetotoe and eyetoeye
[01:05.89] I talked some trash, we got pulled apart
[01:08.89] I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart
[01:11.94] Skip ahead, the big night was finally here
[01:14.43] My body was ripped and my mind was clear
[01:16.88] We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd
[01:19.34] People chantin' my name I never felt so proud
[01:21.95] Faced off once more in the center of the ring
[01:24.35] Touched gloves, said a prayer and the bell went ding
[01:26.44] He hit me with a left and shattered my face
[01:29.23] And a right sent my teeth all over the place
[01:31.17] Then another great punch cavedin my eye socket
[01:33.35] He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled,' Stop it!'
[01:36.10] But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs
[01:39.21] Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids
[01:41.20] They yelled out,' More!' and Rocky obliged
[01:43.55] I had to think of some way to turn the tides
[01:46.19] So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might
[01:48.97] Took a swing, but he caught me with a sucker punch right
[01:51.31] Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right
[01:53.90] Then twentytwo consecutive sucker punch rights
[01:56.68] He tore off my arms and beat me with ' em
[01:59.17] Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision
[02:01.36] He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin
[02:04.03] The bone splinters shot right out of my skin
[02:06.31] People barfed in the crowd they were going insane
[02:08.40] And Rocky punched my nosebone into my brain
[02:11.01] I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts
[02:13.45] Then Rocky pissed on me customary in sports
[02:15.69] The doctor came out and pronounced me dead
[02:18.38] And that was the night I fought Rocky