作词 : Graham Wann
 作曲 : Graham Wann
dododo dodododo dododo
white middle male
age 33
a self-made man from
south England on sea
his story told
comic tragic
how he came to be
a pick-up artist
yeah

hitchhiker, on the way you'll find her
the other rider you will never be sure

he said, you gotta be in the game if you wanna come first
got on a bitcoin dotcom ******** bubble that burst
so he fashioned himself missionary,
EDM psalms playing on his xiaomi

lone pick-up king
loaded to go,
chapter and verse
to sell out on the road-ay-o

hitchhiker, on the way you'll find her
the other rider you will never be sure

hey pick-up king
always looking
for the rodeo

lasso up
pick-up king
can't let any of them go

dododo dodododo dododo*2
(you'll be alright, yr in the alt-right
yeah you'll be alright, yr in the alt-right mate)

such fitness for the feat, he would attest, came from rigorous study
of the folly of the modern male, and the female psyche (huh huh )

so he fashioned himself
new christ savant
crusading on the south asian sea
pitcher to pail,
loaded to go,
chapter and verse
to sell out on the road-ay-o
What makes you so ******* sure
that I'd want to go home with you
so he set out on the road-ay-o
so he set out on the road-ay-o

hey pick-up king
always looking
for the rodeo

lasso up
pick-up king
can't let any of them go

dododo dododo dododo
hitchhiker, on the way you'll find her
the other rider you will never be sure