作曲 : Etheridge, Twang, Watkin
Just do one
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
So I decided to do something a little smart
So I put some dough aside
And I bought myself a yard
It was a little two up two down man
This is quite a nice little pad
I scrimped and saved and pulled through
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
So I was just settling in as you do man
A little party then there was a bang at the door
It was that ****ing neighbour
He was going 'Turn down your tunes or you'll end up on the floor'
I said, 'Ah, this is well unexpected man I ain't looking for no fight'
Just do one
I said not tonight
Oh be gone
I said not tonight
Oh oh oh
So he's standing in me porch man
In his briefs, scratching his sack
I said 'I bet to find your cock your missus has to lay you on your back'
And I could tell I wouldn't like this geezer from the minute that we met
Cos he was in his garden talking to plants like they was pets
And he was one of them man, I can tell you this geezer he had ****ing issues
I guarantee you his love life was all ending up in tissues
And he was one of them man, spic and span house was far too neat
Just do one
I said what the ****?
Oh be gone
I said what the **** is going on with you man?
I said what the ****?
Just do one
I said what the ****?
Oh be gone
Cos we could well meet one day mate, maybe in a pub
I say finish your beer off man and you can donate that grub
Cos remember that time when you was in my porch asking for a fight?
Just do one
It's your lucky night
Oh be gone
It's your lucky night
Just do one
Oh be gone
Things have changed and I've moved on
Story's told so now I'm done
Yeah things have changed and I've moved on
Story's told so now I'm done yeah
Just do one
Just do one
Oh oh oh
Just do one
Cos we could well meet one day mate, maybe in a pub
Just do one
Things have changed and I've moved on
Cos we could well meet one day mate, maybe in a pub
You see I was getting older man
So I was just settling in as you do man
So he's standing in me porch man
Just do one
Oh oh oh