作曲 : Westerberg
She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie 
Always on the ball, she's always on strike 
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly 
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky 
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky 
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain 
You get to me, you're always outta champagne 
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie 'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky 
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky 
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking" 
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'" 
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass 
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class 
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer 
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear 
At reunion "flight attendant", my oh my 
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky 
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky 
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky