作曲 : Mars, Stinson, Westerberg
Rock 'n roll loudmouth, shoot 'em off black 
Stroke another one now, right behind my back 
Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine 
Everybody's chokin' on the grapevine (Chorus) 
Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies 
Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies 
I heard it on the airwaves, 
I've seen it in my glass 
Get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass 
You're the coolest guy that 
I ever have smelt 
I ain't a notch on nobody's belt (Repeat chorus) 
Why don't you get a haircut, sister? 
That's it! {bottle breaking} (Instrumental break) (Repeat chorus)