| Song | Christian Or Canadian |
| Artist | The Vandals |
| Album | Hollywood Potato Chip |
| 作词 : Escalante, Fitzgerald | |
| It couldn't be worse. | |
| From chorus to verse. | |
| It sounds like | |
| Korn but a little bit worse. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! On 90.7 it's bad 311. | |
| Evidently it's a hit. | |
| But it stinks to high heaven. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored, and can't be won. | |
| Someone get me a gun. | |
| It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo. | |
| And he keeps saying ' | |
| Him', so i'm gonna say homo. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! He's wearing a sweater, like '98 | |
| Vedder. But it's 2002, and the song could be better. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored, and can't be won. | |
| Someone get me a gun. | |
| It's said that those that cannot do will end up teaching stuff to you, or some of them find | |
| God instead or better yet the border. | |
| I cannot quite place it. | |
| It sounds like | |
| Ocasek. But 20 years later, so you might as well face it. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! It's so non-commitish, like light | |
| Reel Big Fish. | |
| Or rock en | |
| Espanol, translated into | |
| English. Is it | |
| Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored, and can't be won. | |
| Someone get me a gun! |
| zuò cí : Escalante, Fitzgerald | |
| It couldn' t be worse. | |
| From chorus to verse. | |
| It sounds like | |
| Korn but a little bit worse. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! On 90. 7 it' s bad 311. | |
| Evidently it' s a hit. | |
| But it stinks to high heaven. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! Play the game that isn' t fun, can' t be ignored, and can' t be won. | |
| Someone get me a gun. | |
| It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo. | |
| And he keeps saying ' | |
| Him', so i' m gonna say homo. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! He' s wearing a sweater, like ' 98 | |
| Vedder. But it' s 2002, and the song could be better. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! Play the game that isn' t fun, can' t be ignored, and can' t be won. | |
| Someone get me a gun. | |
| It' s said that those that cannot do will end up teaching stuff to you, or some of them find | |
| God instead or better yet the border. | |
| I cannot quite place it. | |
| It sounds like | |
| Ocasek. But 20 years later, so you might as well face it. | |
| Is it Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! It' s so noncommitish, like light | |
| Reel Big Fish. | |
| Or rock en | |
| Espanol, translated into | |
| English. Is it | |
| Christian or | |
| Canadian? | |
| Guess! Play the game that isn' t fun, can' t be ignored, and can' t be won. | |
| Someone get me a gun! |