What is rock 
Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dog or a man 
What is rock 
Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapists van 
What is rock denim-clad satanists making love in the sewers of 
Birmingham during 
Maggie Thatchers prime 
What is Rock? 
Rock is meeting the grim reaper in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine 
We keep on trucking, why oh why 
Spreading like cancer my oh my 
What is rock? 
Backwards messages to boys and girls, to bring machines guns to the schools 
What is rock? 
No I'm not talking about 
Canadian producer and 5th 
Metallica 
Bob Rock you fool 
What is rock? 
Old ACDC, 
Cleveland, 
Ohio, Well basically it's harder and heavier and slightly more blues based than pop. 
What is rock? 
Historians keep nagging about 
Fun house but me? 
I think Kill 
City is where its at. 
After decades of 
Indie and house 6 cats from 
Oslo killed the mouse 
We saved rock n roll, all on our own, enforced the toll on rock and roll 
We saved rock n roll, with our bare hands, we saved that god damned rock n roll.. 
So SKÅL! But it ain't for free, we got a crew they are our employees they need be catered, they got their own nice bus they've got worthy lives thanks to us endless wait at the airport to pick up my bags feeling so tired, 
I could lay down and die runes walking on stage and plays the wrong chord roadies laughing so hard they're wiping their eyes many of them skilled musicians, multiracial and tattooed but we're the main attraction goddamn it those guys ain't got a clue 
After the show sometimes we fraternize, together in the dark back lounge pat each others shoulders try to groove on a feeling, digging the old school sounds 
We ride and ride into the night and the temperatures getting hot but somehow the chemistry's never right coz we're doing blow and they smoke pot! 
We saved rock n roll, all on our own, enforced the toll on rock n roll 
We saved rock n roll, with our bare hands, we saved that goddamned rock n roll 
Where do we go from here, what can we do? we can go left, we can go right? or you can go down on me what are we doing here? whats important in life? my generation? my wife? oh! what is rock? 
I don't care! 
Wheres the cash, 
Wheres the cash 
The money 
The money the money money money 
The money the money the money money money [xN]