[00:10.57]I was flippin’ through the channels
[00:13.70]A lazy Sunday afternoon
[00:18.86]Caught the race in Talladega
[00:22.40]Comin’ round lap twenty-two
[00:27.48]When the fella in the blue car
[00:30.57]Gave the red car a little tap
[00:32.24]Then a rainbow of colors
[00:34.85]Went flippin’ down the track
[00:36.98]In what that announcer called a spectacular crash
[00:42.85]（And I thought）
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[00:44.08]Well hell, I can do that
[00:49.09]What’s the big deal?
[00:53.75]Hit a wall in a ball of fire requires no skill
[01:01.34]A hundred thousand fans
[01:05.45]Screamin’ in the stands
[01:09.88]He gets a bag full of cash
[01:12.36]To drive in circles and crash
[01:14.76]Hell, I can do that
[01:16.47]
[01:20.14]While they were under caution
[01:22.74]I switched it back to the football game
[01:28.83]My team was losin’
[01:31.52]Coach was hangin’ his head in shame
[01:35.96]Then they gave thirty-two the football
[01:39.66]And he hit the hole fast
[01:41.76]Between him and the goal line
[01:43.92]Wasn’t nothin’ but grass
[01:45.59]Then he tripped on his own two feet
[01:49.25]Fell flat on his back
[01:52.05]（And I said）
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[01:53.24]Well, hell, I can do that
[01:57.35]Man, what’s the big deal
[02:03.03]If all they want is stumblin’, fumblin’ skills
[02:10.44]A hundred thousand fans
[02:14.59]Screamin’ in the stands
[02:19.06]He gets a bag full of cash
[02:21.47]To sit out the second half
[02:24.08]Hell, I can do that
[02:26.07]
[02:28.84]Well I must have dozed off
[02:31.16]I woke up with my baby next to me
[02:36.74]Remote in her hand, tears in her eyes from a movie
[02:45.13]A romantic comedy, starring Matthew McConaughey
[02:54.09]Oh hell baby, I can do that
[03:00.21]I don’t see the big deal
[03:05.52]Kiss a girl, save the world and the monster ain’t even real
[03:13.12]He just takes off his shirt
[03:16.99]Stuntman does the work
[03:21.75]He gets a boat load of cash, for a quick shot of his ass
[03:27.36]Hell, I can do that
[03:29.62]
[03:30.46]Might need to wax my back
[03:34.81]But hell, I can do that
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