[00:05.45]“Ah, dearly beloved,
[00:09.15]We’re gathered up in here today to join in holy monogamy
[00:13.91]This here feller and this ol’ gal that he brought with him.”
[00:17.33]
[00:19.19]The weddin’ chapel couldn’t get more packed
[00:22.68]The love birds were dressed in white and black
[00:27.75]The preacher turned to the groom and asked
[00:31.33]Him to slip the ring on her left hand
[00:35.79]He turned to his best man and said
[00:39.18]
[00:39.95]Hold my beer
[00:43.94]This won’t take long
[00:48.27]And I want it back
[00:51.92]And I don’t want it gone
[00:56.56]I trust ya, buddy, here
[01:00.43]Hold my beer
[01:02.63]
[01:04.46]“I now pronounce you, ‘Ya’ll’.”
[01:08.14]
[01:10.51]They cut the cake and they poured champagne
[01:14.18]They macarana’d and formed a train
[01:18.63]But it crashed right into the groom’s old flame
[01:22.84]As she came crashin’ in
[01:26.66]The new bride just kinda grinned and said
[01:30.41]
[01:31.06]Hold my beer
[01:35.37]This won’t take long
[01:39.46]And I want it back
[01:43.27]And I don’t want it gone
[01:47.79]I trust ya, honey, here
[01:51.88]Hold my beer
[01:53.78]
[01:56.37]When the catfight broke up
[01:59.06]The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash
[02:05.47]When somebody’s cousin that nobody knew
[02:09.45]Yelled, “What’s with this hillbilly crap?”
[02:14.07]You could’ve heard a pin drop
[02:15.98]And then
[02:16.75]
[02:17.36]Hold my beer
[02:20.45]This won’t take long
[02:24.68]And I want it back
[02:28.25]And I don’t want it gone
[02:32.93]Somebody,
[02:33.78]Hold my beer
[02:37.45]This won’t take long
[02:41.78]And I want it back
[02:45.44]And I don’t want it gone
[02:50.05]I trust ya, buddy, here
[02:54.00]Hold my beer
[02:56.04]
[02:58.76]“Yeah, no, no just hold it.
[03:02.42]No, I wasn’t givin’ it for you to drink.
[03:05.87]No. It’s gone now.
[03:08.68]Never ask the preacher to hold your beer.”
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