Greatest Show On Earth

	I'm in the lobby of the motel late
	Waitin on my lovely date
	Her name is Doris Day
	I'm in a suit of burgundy
	There's a deer head lookin at me
	It's blowin my mind away
	Everyone knows she's the killin kind
	She keeps a 38 smith and wesson at her side
	I put a pistol in my pants
	Cause were going out to dance
	Where the water drinks like cherry wine
	Tell me mama, so it seems
	Your son's been a bad marine
	They're shippin him home tonight
	Tell me mama was your other son
	In jail with the other one?
	You must've raised em wrong
	I heard your low-life husband shout
	It got me to wondering what the scene was all about
	He said I'm breakin’ my parole
	Goin’ down to Jericho
	Get me that money, or I'm gonna beat it out
	OOO happy days are here!
	It's the perfect summer night
	And the moonlight's shining clear
	Put a pistol in your purse
	Cause we're goin’ to Gettysburg
	To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!
	Is that your daughter Mr. Kissinger?
	Better keep an eye on her
	She been lookin’ me up and down
	Is that your woman in the coat of fur?
	Better keep an eye on her
	This is a ravenous part of town
	I know about you and the deputy
	And how they found him shot dead in a Mercury
	Some say you're paid to kill
	Like that mean ole Buffalo Bill
	Watch it buddy! Don't draw no gun on me!
	OOO happy days are here!
	It's the perfect summer night
	And the moonlight's shining clear
	Put a pistol in your purse
	Cause we're goin’ to Gettysburg
	To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!

	I' m in the lobby of the motel late
	Waitin on my lovely date
	Her name is Doris Day
	I' m in a suit of burgundy
	There' s a deer head lookin at me
	It' s blowin my mind away
	Everyone knows she' s the killin kind
	She keeps a 38 smith and wesson at her side
	I put a pistol in my pants
	Cause were going out to dance
	Where the water drinks like cherry wine
	Tell me mama, so it seems
	Your son' s been a bad marine
	They' re shippin him home tonight
	Tell me mama was your other son
	In jail with the other one?
	You must' ve raised em wrong
	I heard your lowlife husband shout
	It got me to wondering what the scene was all about
	He said I' m breakin' my parole
	Goin' down to Jericho
	Get me that money, or I' m gonna beat it out
	OOO happy days are here!
	It' s the perfect summer night
	And the moonlight' s shining clear
	Put a pistol in your purse
	Cause we' re goin' to Gettysburg
	To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!
	Is that your daughter Mr. Kissinger?
	Better keep an eye on her
	She been lookin' me up and down
	Is that your woman in the coat of fur?
	Better keep an eye on her
	This is a ravenous part of town
	I know about you and the deputy
	And how they found him shot dead in a Mercury
	Some say you' re paid to kill
	Like that mean ole Buffalo Bill
	Watch it buddy! Don' t draw no gun on me!
	OOO happy days are here!
	It' s the perfect summer night
	And the moonlight' s shining clear
	Put a pistol in your purse
	Cause we' re goin' to Gettysburg
	To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!