| Song | Annie the Imaginary Lawyer |
| Artist | The World |
| Artist | Inferno Friendship Society |
| Album | Red-Eyed Soul |
| Annie the imaginary lawyer in her office down the corner | |
| She’s calling | |
| Mr. What and | |
| Mr. Which and | |
| Mr. Who Annie the imaginary lawyer brokering the important merger | |
| For the firm of bait switch turn into you | |
| Annie the imaginary lawyer is not the latter nor the former | |
| But she knows just what she thinks we should do | |
| Annie the imaginary lawyer can you take this call | |
| From Mr. What, | |
| Mr. Which and | |
| Mr. Who? **** you! | |
| **** you, go shopping | |
| You’re about as interesting as my rent | |
| **** me for listening | |
| I’m supposed to be so intelligent | |
| **** you, go shopping | |
| I just spent all of my rent | |
| **** you, are you listening? | |
| Imaginary | |
| Annie, imagine | |
| Annie Imaginary | |
| Annie, imaginary | |
| Imaginary | |
| Annie Imaginary | |
| Annie, invisible esquire |
| Annie the imaginary lawyer in her office down the corner | |
| She' s calling | |
| Mr. What and | |
| Mr. Which and | |
| Mr. Who Annie the imaginary lawyer brokering the important merger | |
| For the firm of bait switch turn into you | |
| Annie the imaginary lawyer is not the latter nor the former | |
| But she knows just what she thinks we should do | |
| Annie the imaginary lawyer can you take this call | |
| From Mr. What, | |
| Mr. Which and | |
| Mr. Who? you! | |
| you, go shopping | |
| You' re about as interesting as my rent | |
| me for listening | |
| I' m supposed to be so intelligent | |
| you, go shopping | |
| I just spent all of my rent | |
| you, are you listening? | |
| Imaginary | |
| Annie, imagine | |
| Annie Imaginary | |
| Annie, imaginary | |
| Imaginary | |
| Annie Imaginary | |
| Annie, invisible esquire |