作曲 : Bulgaropulos, Geremia ...
Sticky hands, smelly feet 
Badly breath, fart of death 
Please don't mind my running nose 
I've got everything you need 
I gotta good feet, this is a good deal 
Gimme your 
Dollars, make it real 
Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade 
Don't think about it, don't hesitate 
Come on in, look around 
Please beware, rancid air 
I sell guns and animals 
See my sex-toys? 
Best in town! 
A piece of cake, a piece of cake 
Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo 
I have the coolest and lowest prices 
The people call me "Zero Dude" 
My hair is fake, my hair is fake 
No problem, man, 
I've got attitude 
I am the man with the million lighters 
The people call me "Zero Dude" 
Russian furs, french perfums 
Irish stew, british glue 
I sell safes and satellites 
Michael Jackson's silicon 
I gotta good feet, this is a good deal 
Gimme your 
Dollars, make it real 
Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade 
Don't think about it, don't hesitate 
Tell your friend 'bout my shop 
Come again, buy a lot 
Doesn't matter, if you're broke 
I take your wife, if she is hot 
A piece of cake, a piece of cake 
Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo 
I have the coolest and lowest prices 
The people call me "Zero Dude" 
My hair is fake, my hair is fake 
No problem, man, 
I've got attitude 
I am the man with the million lighters 
The people call me "Zero Dude" 
Sticky hands, smelly feet 
Badly breath, fart of death 
Please don't mind my running nose 
I've got everything you need 
I gotta good feet, this is a good deal 
Gimme your 
Dollars, make it real 
Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade 
Don't think about it, don't hesitate 
Come on in, look around 
Please beware, rancid air 
I sell guns and animals 
See my sex-toys? 
Best in town! 
A piece of cake, a piece of cake 
Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo 
I have the coolest and lowest prices 
The people call me "Zero Dude"...