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Hey boss! Your Party's cool |
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Another year so let's start drinking |
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Excess! The alcohol flows |
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Your birthday is a night for sinners |
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My bladder's full |
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Need to take a killer piss now |
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I can't, can't hardly walk |
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Gotta find a wall to mark now |
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I went to pee, and passed some gas |
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My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my ass |
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My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might |
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In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart |
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My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might |
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In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart |
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Here comes my friend |
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With a raging pole to empty |
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Nice, right next to me |
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Wretched wind right up his nostril |
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My friend got sick, he had to puke |
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My ass had the power, it wasn't a fluke |
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[Chorus:] |
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My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might |
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In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart |
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My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might |
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In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart |
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The job was done |
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I went back home really happy |
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Still unable to walk |
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Hit the hay but then I blew more |
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People-a lesson learned |
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A lot of beers and you'll start stinking |
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Eat beans-and that's how it goes |
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Make people spew and be a winner |
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[Chorus:] |
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My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might |
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In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart |
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My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might |
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In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart |