| Song | As My Wife Says - 2008 re-mastered version |
| Artist | The Only Ones |
| Album | The Only Ones |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| As my wife says | |
| This must be true love | |
| I don't believe her but she | |
| Knows me well enough | |
| I recognise the symptoms | |
| But I don't ever listen | |
| To such morbid hysteria, ha ha | |
| With your mannequin posture | |
| To think that I almost lost ya | |
| Such a soigné thing to do | |
| Your expression teases | |
| Then it almost pleases | |
| But I don't mind | |
| Passing time this way, hey hey | |
| Daily love so gaily | |
| Cry in bed alone tonight | |
| Hope one day you're going under | |
| Stuck at home with a kid, it's frightening | |
| You know I'm faster than lightning |
| As my wife says | |
| This must be true love | |
| I don' t believe her but she | |
| Knows me well enough | |
| I recognise the symptoms | |
| But I don' t ever listen | |
| To such morbid hysteria, ha ha | |
| With your mannequin posture | |
| To think that I almost lost ya | |
| Such a soigne thing to do | |
| Your expression teases | |
| Then it almost pleases | |
| But I don' t mind | |
| Passing time this way, hey hey | |
| Daily love so gaily | |
| Cry in bed alone tonight | |
| Hope one day you' re going under | |
| Stuck at home with a kid, it' s frightening | |
| You know I' m faster than lightning |
| As my wife says | |
| This must be true love | |
| I don' t believe her but she | |
| Knows me well enough | |
| I recognise the symptoms | |
| But I don' t ever listen | |
| To such morbid hysteria, ha ha | |
| With your mannequin posture | |
| To think that I almost lost ya | |
| Such a soigné thing to do | |
| Your expression teases | |
| Then it almost pleases | |
| But I don' t mind | |
| Passing time this way, hey hey | |
| Daily love so gaily | |
| Cry in bed alone tonight | |
| Hope one day you' re going under | |
| Stuck at home with a kid, it' s frightening | |
| You know I' m faster than lightning |