[00:00.00] 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray
[00:01.00] 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray
[00:07.38]All the secrets we have shared have moved to a couple better paired
[00:14.44]So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
[00:22.44]I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike
[00:29.12]And if he wants to be smart and enter a property quiz
[00:37.19]Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his
[00:43.31]Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his
[00:49.88]And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
[00:57.63]I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
[01:04.31]And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
[01:11.32]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
[01:18.38]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not his
[01:26.38]Now you've found someone new, may I watch him do what I used to do
[01:32.44]So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
[01:40.19]I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against
[01:46.69]Maybe I shouted too loud, maybe you were blissfully deaf
[01:53.93]But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref
[02:01.61]I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref
[02:06.68]And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
[02:15.49]I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
[02:22.25]And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
[02:29.37]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
[02:36.43]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not his
[02:43.06]I hope he likes to fly and is a good host to every guest
[02:51.24]'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
[02:57.25]Yes, there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
[03:02.49]And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
[03:13.00]I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
[03:19.00]And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
[03:22.75]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
[03:30.38]
[03:33.35]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not his
[03:39.77]Now you've found someone new