[00:01.24]Songs Title：the gates
[00:06.06]Woman goes to heaven, it's not important when
[00:12.43]'Cause as soon as she arrives God has to send her down again
[00:17.17]'You've got an extra five years to clean up after men'
[00:21.35]'I mean no disrespect God, but you better make it ten'
[00:28.21]Well if heaven's an improvement I won't mind the extra squeeze
[00:35.83]I've got a few more birds down there God, after losing bees
[00:41.26]Trying to lose their bees
[00:46.37]So don't be shocked who queue-jumps or who just calmly waits
[00:55.23]A certain type of behaviour the guest list just creates
[01:03.47]No time for lively discussion
[01:08.08]No time for televised debates
[01:13.45]The well-meaning soon become the well meant
[01:19.38]It's the hard sell or hell at the gates
[01:22.81]Alcoholic finds himself outside the pearly gates
[01:34.18]I've only got one worry God, a few outstanding slates
[01:38.61]Any tab you used to have's been passed to so called mates
[01:43.35]And after they've paid-up they're off to the land of empty crates
[01:49.03]Heaven is a glass, neither half empty nor half full
[01:56.21]So do us all a favour God and give that thing a pull
[02:02.51]Give that thing a pull
[02:06.56]So don't be shocked who queue-jumps or who just calmly waits
[02:15.30]A certain type of behaviour the guest list just creates
[02:24.26]No time for lively discussion
[02:27.81]No time for televised debates
[02:32.80]The well-meaning soon become the well meant
[02:37.72]It's the hard sell or hell at the gates
[02:40.91]the gates
[02:46.03]Model turns up hours late, he had to get it right
[02:53.26]If you're gonna look cool in heaven wear something more than white
[02:57.07]Vanity's close to arrogance, just slightly more polite
[03:01.50]Fashion show a jumble sale at a slightly different height
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[03:10.18]a slightly different height
[03:10.99]So don't be shocked who queue-jumps or who just calmly waits
[03:20.16]A certain type of behaviour the guest list just creates
[03:27.28]No time for lively discussion
[03:32.27]No time for televised debates
[03:37.05]The well-meaning soon become the well meant
[03:41.67]It's the hard sell or hell at the gates