| Song | Mini-Correct |
| Artist | The Beautiful South |
| Album | Miaow |
| 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray | |
| 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray | |
| (heaton/rotheray) | |
| They say always use a condom, i say always use a whip | |
| They say be careful where you come at night, i just shoot straight from the hip | |
| When it comes to loves great fountain, i won't just take a sip | |
| I'll swallow and i'll gulp until the fountain makes me sick | |
| So it's me left with the baby and disease | |
| You can't say you didn't want it on your hands and on your knees | |
| You made me feel so special | |
| Well you were especially good | |
| I'm sorry that you misunderstood | |
| These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath | |
| But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath | |
| I won't have what i've got for you stolen by no thief | |
| 'cause the safest sex i've ever had was hanging from a tree | |
| So you've left me for another pretty face | |
| That's not true i left you for one half the human race | |
| Now i'm by myself | |
| A woman who knows her place | |
| It's not so much the chase, it's the race | |
| They say treat her like a lady and she'll treat you like her jewels | |
| They say cruel to be kind, i just say cruel to be cruel | |
| They say only marry once, i say only marry fools | |
| They wouldn't have made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules | |
| Have you told them that you'll hurt them then be gone? | |
| I've told them that i'll hurt them if that really turns them on | |
| You left a bitter scar | |
| I tied those ropes too tight! | |
| I'll tie them loose for you tonight | |
| When i told you that i loved you | |
| I meant mini-correct | |
| When i said i'd never leave you | |
| I meant mini-correct | |
| A ring around your finger, a chain around your neck | |
| That was major correct |
| zuò qǔ : Paul Heaton Dave Rotheray | |
| zuò cí : Heaton, Rotheray | |
| heaton rotheray | |
| They say always use a condom, i say always use a whip | |
| They say be careful where you come at night, i just shoot straight from the hip | |
| When it comes to loves great fountain, i won' t just take a sip | |
| I' ll swallow and i' ll gulp until the fountain makes me sick | |
| So it' s me left with the baby and disease | |
| You can' t say you didn' t want it on your hands and on your knees | |
| You made me feel so special | |
| Well you were especially good | |
| I' m sorry that you misunderstood | |
| These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath | |
| But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath | |
| I won' t have what i' ve got for you stolen by no thief | |
| ' cause the safest sex i' ve ever had was hanging from a tree | |
| So you' ve left me for another pretty face | |
| That' s not true i left you for one half the human race | |
| Now i' m by myself | |
| A woman who knows her place | |
| It' s not so much the chase, it' s the race | |
| They say treat her like a lady and she' ll treat you like her jewels | |
| They say cruel to be kind, i just say cruel to be cruel | |
| They say only marry once, i say only marry fools | |
| They wouldn' t have made the cane if you weren' t meant to break the rules | |
| Have you told them that you' ll hurt them then be gone? | |
| I' ve told them that i' ll hurt them if that really turns them on | |
| You left a bitter scar | |
| I tied those ropes too tight! | |
| I' ll tie them loose for you tonight | |
| When i told you that i loved you | |
| I meant minicorrect | |
| When i said i' d never leave you | |
| I meant minicorrect | |
| A ring around your finger, a chain around your neck | |
| That was major correct |