[00:00.00] 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray
[00:01.00] 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray
[00:17.32]Guard your body with the best barbed wire
[00:21.20]And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire
[00:25.32]But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights
[00:33.76]Wear your dresses like they're up for hire
[00:42.07]And leave them with your humour in the tumble dryer
[00:46.20]And watch yourself stumble down a lane with no lights
[00:51.88]School like life turns some men into mice
[01:02.82]What you need now is a little piece of mouse advice
[01:10.88]Well they say be wary of strangers
[01:15.07]Especially if they offer you sweets
[01:19.26]But there ain't no government health warning
[01:23.45]On half the mad ****ers you meet
[01:28.13]Save yourself personal tradegy
[01:32.07]Go back to the man with the sweets
[01:35.82]Do yourself schooling favour
[01:40.26]Head back to the man with the sweets
[01:44.57]Those who feared cancer never had much to say
[01:59.27]They bored us at parties onto forty a day
[02:03.45]They forced us into corners and onto forty a day
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[02:16.27]The dentiist's chair is the only time
[02:20.20]That anybody ever looks at their mouth
[02:24.52]Let the dentist give their teeth something to chatter about
[02:32.77]School like life turns some men into mice
[02:41.33]To avoid the rat-trap take the mouse's advice
[02:49.76]Well they say be wary of strangers
[02:53.39]Especially if they offer you sweets
[02:58.27]But there ain't no government health warning
[03:01.65]On half the mad ****ers you meet
[03:05.96]Save yourself personal tradegy
[03:10.46]Go back to the man with the sweets
[03:14.21]Do yourself schooling favour
[03:18.34]Head back to the man with the sweets