[00:00.00] 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray
[00:01.00] 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray
[00:16.54]Well, the dice that I roll
[00:21.34]Never seems to land on six
[00:26.59]And that forty-eight card pack
[00:30.47]Is short of some of my old tricks
[00:36.35]The horse I bet on all those years ago
[00:41.72]Is probably still running round the track
[00:46.85]Like the marriage that I gambled on
[00:51.59]I'm due my money back
[00:57.53]I'm due my money back
[01:01.72]We could've learned, we could've burned
[01:09.47]From the firework love ignites
[01:14.65]But that sparkler of romance
[01:19.98]It proved impossible to light
[01:24.98]If your country code or your green cross code
[01:30.28]It can leave a lasting mark
[01:34.72]History books have showed, follow safety code
[01:40.60]And stamp out your final spark
[01:56.29]Well, the husband that I married once
[02:01.29]I should've kept him in a cage
[02:05.80]Kept him sitting waiting there
[02:11.05]To show the tortoise middle age
[02:16.24]'Cause you never back an animal
[02:21.30]That struggles on two legs
[02:26.11]I'd rather back a stray with three
[02:31.30]Than one that sits up and just begs
[02:36.17]Than one that sits up and just begs
[02:43.86]We could've learned, we could've burned
[02:47.30]From the firework love ignites
[02:54.36]But that sparkler of romance
[02:59.35]It proved impossible to light
[03:04.54]If your country code or your green cross code
[03:09.72]It can leave a lasting mark
[03:14.53]History books have showed, follow safety code
[03:19.54]And stamp out your final spark
[03:35.85]
[03:45.91]Milk will curdle, cheese go off
[03:50.48]Expensive wine mature
[03:55.73]Kids grow up, parents down
[04:00.48]Husbands turn to tragic bore
[04:05.66]Receipts and life insurance all very well
[04:10.73]But don't fully cover hate
[04:16.23]So you can't return this idiot
[04:21.23]When he's past his sell by date
[04:26.23]Milk will curdle, cheese go off
[04:30.79]Expensive wine mature
[04:36.54]Kids grow up, parents down
[04:41.23]Husbands turn to tragic bore
[04:46.60]Receipts and life insurance all very well
[04:51.54]But don't fully cover hate
[04:56.73]So you can't return this idiot