[00:00.00] 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray
[00:01.00] 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray
[00:10.11]If we crawl at 2, we crawl at 22
[00:18.24]And the grovel at the drop of a hat
[00:26.30]And once they've got you down there
[00:30.74]It's hard to re-straighten your back
[00:34.80]If we crawl at 2, we can crawl at 102
[00:43.61]And the target brainless don't quite reach
[00:48.15]Covered so kindly in your opening speech
[00:51.96]Is tiny crab of thought
[00:54.40]
[00:57.14]On a sideways beach
[01:00.83]Let lessons not the pupils teach
[01:04.77]Justice not the lessers breach
[01:09.01]And the maggots not have finger
[01:13.26]Wagged at by leech
[01:18.44]Well I made sure I wrote this song in Braille
[01:26.27]So you could touch the words, the words that sail
[01:34.08]From my mouth back to the jail
[01:38.14]You could touch the words that sail
[01:42.34]From the mouth back to the jail
[01:45.71]That is posing as tongue
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[02:02.10]bows, thank you Curtsies, sirs and the wearing of a business suit
[02:07.78]Lead to complaints of backache and end with the Nazi salute
[02:15.52]And once they've got you down there
[02:20.28]It's so hard to re-straighten your back
[02:24.52]If we crawl at 2, we can crawl at 222