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zuò qǔ : Dj Jazzy Jedd, Groening ... |
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Homer: BART! |
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Marge: Go to your room! |
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Bart: Yeah, right! |
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Well, you' re damned if you do ... What are we talking about? |
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Well, you' re damned if you do ... Where' s your sense of humor? |
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Well, you' re damned if you do, |
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And you' re damned if you don' t. |
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Homer: BART!!! |
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Bart: Lemme start at the start, then take it away. |
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My name is Simpson, Bartholomew J. |
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That' s Bart with an " art" and a capital " B" |
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Then " Simp" plus " SON," that' s me. |
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Introductions aside, let' s move right along, |
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You can all sing along at the sound of the gong. |
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Once upon a time, about a week ago, |
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All of a sudden, trouble started to grow. |
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Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin'. |
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S' posed to get up now. I was refusin' |
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To let reality become an intrusion, |
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Cuz in Dreamy Dreamland, I was cruisin'. |
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But the buzzin', my head kept buzzin', |
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Gave the radio a throw and I heard an explosion. |
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Homer: D' oh! |
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Bart: Opened up my eyes, to my surprise, |
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There stood Homer and his temperature rised. |
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I was chillin', he was yellin', |
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Face all distorted, cuz he was propellin'. |
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It wasn' t what he said, but more of his tone |
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The usual jive, put your nose to the grindstone. |
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I said, " I' m real sorry." But that didn' t cut it. |
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I tried to protest but Dad said, |
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Homer: Shut it! |
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Get up, mow the lawn! Move it on the double! |
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' Cause if you don' t, you' re in deep, deep troubel! |
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Singers: Trouble! |
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Homer: BART! |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Singers: Run into trouble! |
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Bart: Where' s your sense of humor, man? |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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And they go a little something like this. |
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Hit it! |
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Bart: So I' m in the front yard, mowin' like crazy, |
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Sweatin' like a pig, and the sun is blazy. |
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Homer' s in the driveway, gettin' in the car |
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With Mom and Lisa, hope they' re goin' real far. |
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Then Dad yells, |
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Homer: BART!!! |
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Bart: And I go, " Yo!" |
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He goes, |
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Homer: You done yet? |
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Bart: And I go, " No." |
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So he goes, |
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Homer: Oh! You' re too slow! |
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Bart: So I step on the gas to speed up the mow. |
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Didn' t see that sprinkler underneath that tree. |
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Wham! Krrpsh!! Rainin' on me! |
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I go, " Woah!" Homer goes, |
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Homer: D' oh! |
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Now you can' t go to the boat show! |
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Bart: This is my thanks after working my butt off? |
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Homer revs the motor and they all start to putt off. |
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Soaked to the bone, standin' in a puddle. |
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No one needs to tell me I' m in deep, deep trouble. |
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Singers: Trouble! |
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Bart: Yeah, right. |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Bart: You' re damned if you do ... |
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Bart: You' re damned if you do ... |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Bart: You' re damned if you do, and you' re damned if you don' t. |
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Bart: As soon as they' re gone, I' m stretched on the lawn, |
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Lookin' at the sky with my sunshades on. |
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Now, I never ever claimed that I was a smarty, |
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But inspiration hit me: LET' S HAVE A PARTY! |
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Called up my posse. They were here in a flash! |
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They brought all their pals, we started to thrash. |
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There was rompin' and stompin' and occasional crash, |
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A fist fight or two, and Nintendo for cash. |
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We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash, |
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I got a little worried when the windows got smashed. |
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The next thing you know, Mom and Dad are home. |
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The kids disappear and I' m all alone. |
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Everything' s silent except for my moan |
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And the low bluesy tone of a saxophone. |
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They look at me then they go into a huddle, |
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I get the sinking sensation I' m in deep, deep trouble. |
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Singers: Trouble! |
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Bart: Oh, give me a break! |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Bart: Oh, yeah. |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Bart: There' s a little epilogue to my tale of sadness, |
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I was dragged down the street by his Royal Dadness. |
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We rounded the corner and came to a stop, |
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Threw me inside Jake' s Barber Shop. |
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I said, " Please, sir, just a little off the top." |
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Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop |
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So on my head, there' s nothin' but stubble. |
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Man, I hate bein' in deep, deep trouble. |
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Singers: Trouble! |
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Bart: You' re damned if you do ... |
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Well, you' re damned if you do ... |
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Singers: Deep, deep trouble! |
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Bart: You' re damned if you do, and you' re damned if you don' t. Aw, come on, man! |
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Bart: You' re damned if you do ... What are we talking about? |
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Well, you' re damned if you do ... Where' s your sense of humor? |
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Singers: trouble! Deep, deep trouble! |