| Song | The Elements |
| Artist | Tom Lehrer |
| Album | An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer |
| 作曲 : Lehrer, Sullivan | |
| Now, if i may digress momentarily from the main stream of this evenings symposium, i'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless but which is something i picked up during my career as a | |
| Tist. this may prove useful to somebody some day perhaps, in a somewhat bizarre set of circumstances. it's simply the names of the chemical elements set to a possibly recognizable tune. | |
| There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, | |
| And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, | |
| And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, | |
| And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, | |
| Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, | |
| And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, | |
| And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, | |
| And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium. | |
| There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, | |
| And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, | |
| And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, | |
| And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium. | |
| Isn't that interesting? | |
| I knew you would. | |
| I hope you're all taking notes, because there's going to be a short quiz next period. | |
| There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, | |
| And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, | |
| And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, | |
| Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. | |
| And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, | |
| Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, | |
| And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, | |
| And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. | |
| There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, | |
| And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, | |
| And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, | |
| And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. | |
| These are the only ones of which the news has come to ha'vard, | |
| And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard. | |
| Now, may i have the next slide please? | |
| Got carried away there. |
| zuò qǔ : Lehrer, Sullivan | |
| Now, if i may digress momentarily from the main stream of this evenings symposium, i' d like to sing a song which is completely pointless but which is something i picked up during my career as a | |
| Tist. this may prove useful to somebody some day perhaps, in a somewhat bizarre set of circumstances. it' s simply the names of the chemical elements set to a possibly recognizable tune. | |
| There' s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, | |
| And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, | |
| And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, | |
| And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, | |
| Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, | |
| And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, | |
| And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, | |
| And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium. | |
| There' s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, | |
| And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, | |
| And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, | |
| And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium. | |
| Isn' t that interesting? | |
| I knew you would. | |
| I hope you' re all taking notes, because there' s going to be a short quiz next period. | |
| There' s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, | |
| And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, | |
| And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, | |
| Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. | |
| And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, | |
| Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, | |
| And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, | |
| And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. | |
| There' s sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, | |
| And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, | |
| And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, | |
| And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. | |
| These are the only ones of which the news has come to ha' vard, | |
| And there may be many others, but they haven' t been discavard. | |
| Now, may i have the next slide please? | |
| Got carried away there. |