[00:39.02]At precisely 8-0-5
[00:43.96]Doctor Frederick von Meyer
[00:50.15]Will attempt his famous dive
[00:56.24]Through a solid sheet of luminescent fire
[01:04.47]
[01:04.78]In the center of the ring
[01:10.16]They are torturing a bear
[01:16.56]And although he cannot sing
[01:22.62]They can make him whistle Londonerry Air
[01:30.22]
[01:33.88]And the price is right
[01:36.31]The cost of one admission is your mind
[01:45.11]
[01:45.48]We shall shortly institute
[01:50.52]A syncopation of fear
[01:56.21]While it's painful, it will suit
[02:01.99]Many customers whose appetites are queer
[02:09.22]
[02:09.64]Or for those who wish to pay
[02:14.87]There are children you can bleed
[02:20.56]In a most peculiar way
[02:26.65]We can give you all the instruments you'll need
[02:34.27]
[02:36.39]And the price is right
[02:39.73]The cost of one admission is your mind
[02:44.80]
[02:48.12]If you're harder yet to serve
[02:53.32]We have most delightful dreams
[02:58.93]Our recorders will preserve
[03:04.76]The intensity and passion of your screams
[03:11.58]
[03:13.14]For we only aim to please
[03:18.00]It's our customers who gain
[03:23.80]As their appetites increase
[03:29.47]They must come to us for pleasure and for pain
[03:37.46]
[03:39.06]And the price is right
[03:42.56]The cost of one admission is your mind