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[00:59.28]At precisely 8-0-5
[01:05.03]Doctor Frederick von Meyer
[01:11.46]Will attempt his famous dive
[01:17.93]Through a solid sheet of luminescent fire.
[01:24.41]In the center of the ring
[01:32.53]They are torturing a bear
[01:39.11]And although he cannot sing
[01:45.81]We can make him whistle Londonerry Air
[01:56.30]And the price is right
[01:59.96]The cost of one admission is your mind
[02:08.91]We shall shortly institute
[02:14.07]A syncopation of fear
[02:20.43]While it's painful, it will suit
[02:26.62]Many customers whose appetites are queer
[02:34.31]Or for those who wish to pay
[02:40.19]There are children you can bleed
[02:45.64]In a most peculiar way
[02:52.56]We can give you all the instruments you'll need
[03:02.50]And the price is right
[03:07.17]The cost of one admission is your mind
[03:14.50]If you're harder yet to serve
[03:20.33]We have most delightful dreams
[03:26.28]Our recorders will preserve
[03:32.25]The intensity and passion of your screams
[03:40.84]For we only aim to please
[03:46.77]It's our customers who gain
[03:52.84]As their appetites increase
[03:58.81]They must come to us for pleasure and for pain
[04:08.96]And the price is right
[04:12.23]The cost of one admission is your mind