I'm not keepin' up your side of the bargain As we all know, a woman's will can harden You try and soften up the blow Still I hate to see you go I beg your pardon A swimming pool that used to be a garden Get it started Bake someone a cake and fold my heart in Drive around the lake and roll my car in Roll my car in Is it time to pull my chestnuts from the fire? Oh my my Should I diversify or keep my powder dry It's early in the day Still it's late enough to say you were a liar And the truth becomes more clear as I get higher Find a buyer Claim yourself exempt and wear a wire Sleep around until you're good and tired Good and tired Watch it bubble out of sight Tell me psycho where's the knife Set your watch to ruin my life Yeah, tell yourself you're not my type You're not keepin' up my side of the bargain As we all know, a woman's will can harden Try and soften up the blow Still I hate to see you go I beg your pardon