作词 : Skinner
Two nations divided 
By a common language 
And about two hundred years of new songs and dances 
But the difference is language 
Or just the bits you got wrong '
Cause we were the ones who invented the language 
Sorry, oi, that's just my idea of a joke 
But you guys are different to us across the pond folk 
And I keep having to say that 
I'm only joking 
In New York when 
I have to buy fags on the road, oi 
Biggy man, god bless 
America and that 
But you lot keep killing all your best talent 
We build up our stars and then papers sweep on them 
And you build on stars and maniacs shoot them 
I don't know much about nines and 
Mac's But we still got 22's we're inclined to pack 
And I much prefer the profit margin nowadays 
And crystal meth, it's all hype with crack 
It was no shock to me when we flew to the door 
At the Nas gig where the mans were shooting in a war 
Since it got reported in the latest news story 
That London is now more dangerous than 
New York Two nations divided 
By a common language 
And about two hundred years of new songs and dances 
But the difference is language 
Or just the bits you got wrong '
Cause we were the ones who invented the language, oi 
Understated is how we prefer to be 
That's why 
I've sold three millions and you've never heard of me 
The paparazzi shoot me the the girls all loose on me 
But don't shoot idols, we fight football rivalry 
The work wac means to cum back home 
And I wrote the ten wac commandments on my own 
I was in front of the bloke shooting at the 
Nas show But they weren't shooting at him it was honor that night though 
We don't shoot idols happily shoot instead 
Up my road the police just shot a youth dead '
Cause they guessed he might of been a bit of a terrorist 
Does this bomb look big in this bag then but we love 
Biggy, Johnny 
Cash and Stevie 
Wonder It's no 
Biggy we got no cash and its no wonder '
Cause I'm proud we gave you people like 
John Lennon 
Even though you shot him as well 
Two nations divided 
By a common language 
And about two hundred years of new songs and dances 
But the difference is language 
Or just the bits you got wrong '
Cause we were the ones who invented the language