| Song | First Orgasm (Album Version) |
| Artist | The Dresden Dolls |
| Album | Yes, Virginia |
| [00:01.61] | It is a Thursday |
| [00:04.07] | I got up early |
| [00:07.13] | it is a challenge |
| [00:10.22] | I’m usually lazy |
| [00:13.24] | I make some coffee |
| [00:16.24] | I eat some Rice Chex |
| [00:19.43] | And then I sit down |
| [00:22.70] | To check my inbox |
| [00:26.14] | I only read a word or two |
| [00:33.48] | I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue |
| [00:40.64] | The first orgasm of the morning |
| [00:47.05] | Is cold and hard as hell |
| [00:54.09] | There wont be any second coming |
| [01:00.63] | As far as I can tell |
| [01:06.42] | I arch my back cause |
| [01:09.45] | I’m very close now |
| [01:12.39] | It’s very cold here |
| [01:15.43] | By the window |
| [01:18.67] | There are some school kids |
| [01:21.64] | Yelling and running |
| [01:24.75] | They barely notice |
| [01:27.88] | That I am coming |
| [01:31.58] | The first orgasm of the morning |
| [01:38.24] | Is like a fire drill |
| [01:44.19] | It's nice to have a little warning |
| [01:50.86] | But not enjoyable |
| [01:58.35] | |
| [01:59.42] | I am too busy to have friends |
| [02:04.54] | A lover would just complicate my plans |
| [02:11.44] | So I will never look for love again |
| [02:17.70] | I’m taking matters into my own hands |
| [02:24.68] | I’m taking matters into my own hands |
| [02:31.36] | |
| [02:42.94] | I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me |
| [03:08.44] | I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me |
| [03:26.45] | Won’t you hold me? |
| [03:31.27] | Won’t you hold me? |
| [03:37.09] | Won’t you hold me? |
| [00:01.61] | It is a Thursday |
| [00:04.07] | I got up early |
| [00:07.13] | it is a challenge |
| [00:10.22] | I' m usually lazy |
| [00:13.24] | I make some coffee |
| [00:16.24] | I eat some Rice Chex |
| [00:19.43] | And then I sit down |
| [00:22.70] | To check my inbox |
| [00:26.14] | I only read a word or two |
| [00:33.48] | I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue |
| [00:40.64] | The first orgasm of the morning |
| [00:47.05] | Is cold and hard as hell |
| [00:54.09] | There wont be any second coming |
| [01:00.63] | As far as I can tell |
| [01:06.42] | I arch my back cause |
| [01:09.45] | I' m very close now |
| [01:12.39] | It' s very cold here |
| [01:15.43] | By the window |
| [01:18.67] | There are some school kids |
| [01:21.64] | Yelling and running |
| [01:24.75] | They barely notice |
| [01:27.88] | That I am coming |
| [01:31.58] | The first orgasm of the morning |
| [01:38.24] | Is like a fire drill |
| [01:44.19] | It' s nice to have a little warning |
| [01:50.86] | But not enjoyable |
| [01:58.35] | |
| [01:59.42] | I am too busy to have friends |
| [02:04.54] | A lover would just complicate my plans |
| [02:11.44] | So I will never look for love again |
| [02:17.70] | I' m taking matters into my own hands |
| [02:24.68] | I' m taking matters into my own hands |
| [02:31.36] | |
| [02:42.94] | I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me |
| [03:08.44] | I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me |
| [03:26.45] | Won' t you hold me? |
| [03:31.27] | Won' t you hold me? |
| [03:37.09] | Won' t you hold me? |