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Tabloid magazines are made in hell
The falling stars are getting sucked down
We get seduced easy
We get, we get seduced

They sell us magazines about the stars
And watch us stare into the void
What not to wear to the awards
Whose tit escaped on camera
Now these creeps are climbing up the trees
The neighbors calling the police
They’re snapping pictures by the pool
We get seduced so easy

Check-out clerks all thumping toward the page
An A-list starlet shaved her braids
While starving millionaires complain
TV makes their ass fat
Tell us

How rad is it living in a microscope
Broadcasting into every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
Let me buy close-up tabloids
Shots of your cellulite

Hypnotizing pages of advice
The mad demented fashion do’s or dies
Who put this hook inside my mouth
You, you’re getting so obsessed
It’s all you talk about
We’re gossip hounds on a couch

How rad is it living in a microscope
Broadcasting to every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
It’s not love
That’s sex on the first night

How rad is it living in a microscope
Broadcasting to every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
Let me buy close-up tabloids
Shots of your cellulite