When all the mother boys Had gone some action toys I have my lego And some records as a ball I didn't skip a class No drinks or home made grass But I was never left out in the cold I was just Too lazy To go crazy Too scared to walk a risky life When my friends are grad bored I swing until the final cord I'll be the wildest man alive I'll be the wildest man alive hey When Miss and Mister Jones Sleep in their senior homes I'll fly to goa and get higher than the planes No molten cold enough No task or man too hard or tough I'll take every day you throw my way I won't be Too lazy To go crazy Too scared to walk a risky life When my friends are grad bored I swing until the final cord I'll be the wildest man alive I'll be the wildest man alive I'll be the wildest man alive Best thing about being old You're risking less acting bold I slept the girl who sneaks inline I drink abused and out of mind The food is craft apparent loud I'll step on feet and turning crowds And pushing drivers around my tail I'll slow down and roll like a strain I won't be Too lazy To go crazy Too scared to walk a risky life oh Too lazy To go crazy Too scared to walk a risky life When my friends are grad bored I swing until the final cord I'll be the wildest man alive I won't be Too lazy To go crazy Too scared to walk a risky life When my friends are grad bored I swing until the final cord I'll be the wildest man alive I'll be the wildest man alive I'll be the wildest man alive