作词 : Mael
Nobody miss diminutive offspring 
Not when there's big wigs there, there 
Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten '
Cause I'm under the table with her 
I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet 
Somebody pats her hair, hair 
Everyone's nice to the subhuman species 
I'm under the table with her 
People all around the world are having only rice and tea 
Two of them should come and take the place of 
Laura Lee and me [repeat]