作词 : Mael, Mael
Turn out the light, yeah, the light 
And I might have a chance 
I guess I look slightly worse 
Than the Elephant 
Man Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
I went to high school 
And majored in looking real bad 
I got a real ugly mom 
And a real ugly dad 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Dress for success 
That's what they say 
I'm such a mess 
That there just ain't no way 
I know my breath is the sweetest 
It really is great 
But when I try just to kiss you 
You say "better wait" 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Dress for success 
That's what they say 
Gimme some clothes 
To slap over my head 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
I went to 
Balboa Island 
And laid in the sand 
I may be ugly as sin 
But at least now 
I'm tan Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
I wish I looked a little better