[00:16.87]Call the Justice of the Peace,
[00:20.44]But don't tell him our names,
[00:24.20]Don't put out a press release,
[00:27.70]Or mention baseball games.
[00:31.82]Book the nearest Bridal suite,
[00:35.03]One room will suit us fine,
[00:38.65]For the desk clerk that we meet,
[00:42.13]The only autograph we'll sign is,
[00:48.44][01:54.88]Mr and Mrs Smith,
[00:52.06]Simply the folks next door,
[00:56.00]People without a single clue what
[00:59.41]an Agent or Grip is for
[01:03.26][03:01.75]Yes,
[01:04.04][02:10.30]Nothing can beat the view,
[01:07.00]When as far as the eye can see, there's
[01:11.63][02:17.44][03:13.22]No one but Mrs,
[01:13.44][02:19.54][03:11.03]No one but Mr,
[01:16.56][02:22.66]Smith and Me.
[01:23.46]For a home the man provides,
[01:26.82]A cottage built for two,
[01:30.38]We'll check the small town classifieds,
[01:34.28]Variety won't do.
[01:37.72]Then we'll move to mainstream USA
[01:42.28]And sign the deed of trust,
[01:45.41]The mailbox at our hideaway,
[01:49.16]Will tell the whole wide world that we're just,
[01:58.25]Merely the folks next door,
[02:02.15]People who use their kitchen each night,
[02:05.75]And never been in Toots Shor,
[02:09.44]Yeah,
[02:13.00]For as far as the eye can see, there's
[02:29.51]No early calls,
[02:31.19]No big premieres,
[02:33.19]No less romantic theme,
[02:36.94]We'll spend the nights,
[02:39.09]Making our own,
[02:40.78]Little league baseball team,
[02:50.56]We're no one you've ever seen,
[02:54.04]Movie stars don't live anywhere here,
[02:57.63]Except on the local drive-in screen,
[03:02.44]I'd gladly disappear,
[03:06.03]If it might guarantee a of,view
[03:16.58]Smith and You.