| Song | Prophet |
| Artist | Slightly Stoopid |
| Album | Live & Direct: Acoustic Roots |
| But I ain't no prophet | |
| To cure some damn disease | |
| And would you help me anyway | |
| If I was on my knees | |
| I’m going through my time of change | |
| In my time of need | |
| And every little thing is gonna | |
| Be all the same | |
| Well then | |
| I thought to myself | |
| I’m gonna marry into wealth | |
| I’m gonna take everything she’s got to offer | |
| And keep it for myself, oh yeah | |
| She said to me"I don’t like what I see" | |
| And I say to her"But I don’t even know you there" | |
| Every time that | |
| I called you up | |
| On the telephone | |
| But each time you say to me"I want to be alone" | |
| Well then | |
| I hopped in my car | |
| And drove away someplace real far | |
| I’m gonna push my pedal straight for the metal | |
| And head right for the bar again | |
| She said to me"I don’t like what I see" | |
| But I say to her"Take off all your underwear, prick" |
| But I ain' t no prophet | |
| To cure some damn disease | |
| And would you help me anyway | |
| If I was on my knees | |
| I' m going through my time of change | |
| In my time of need | |
| And every little thing is gonna | |
| Be all the same | |
| Well then | |
| I thought to myself | |
| I' m gonna marry into wealth | |
| I' m gonna take everything she' s got to offer | |
| And keep it for myself, oh yeah | |
| She said to me" I don' t like what I see" | |
| And I say to her" But I don' t even know you there" | |
| Every time that | |
| I called you up | |
| On the telephone | |
| But each time you say to me" I want to be alone" | |
| Well then | |
| I hopped in my car | |
| And drove away someplace real far | |
| I' m gonna push my pedal straight for the metal | |
| And head right for the bar again | |
| She said to me" I don' t like what I see" | |
| But I say to her" Take off all your underwear, prick" |