作词 : Sublime
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before 
I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
Daddy he once told me"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day 
I meet a man
He came to me and said yes"Hard work good and hard work fineBut first take care of head"
Whoa rock me to the night
Ja say