| Song | Missing Out |
| Artist | Smoking Popes |
| Album | It's Been A Long Day |
| Some people really make me sick | |
| And here's another reason why | |
| I don't lift weights | |
| I don't talk about it in the locker room | |
| But I don't like football | |
| So I just keep my mouth shut | |
| Can't respect myself if | |
| I don't respect her | |
| Can't respect her if she doesn't say, "Wait" | |
| Some people think that | |
| I'm missing out | |
| But their idea of fun written in a poem | |
| On the door of a bathroom stall |