99 Bottles

Song 99 Bottles
Artist Slaine
Album A World With No Skies 2.0

Lyrics

[00:03.26] Get your booze, light your blunts up, get your hard drugs, and we doing it.
[00:08.21] I serve your ass like John McEnroe
[00:10.22] Put a .45 Colt to the back of your skull
[00:12.39] Cut my finger on a razor blade bagging up blow
[00:14.50] Hit the back door with a little strag and a ho
[00:16.63] Yeah you heard the news
[00:18.67] That I’m back from the grave just to murder yous
[00:20.52] And I’ve been up in the streets kicking curbs in shoes
[00:22.96] Number one draft pick with the vertical
[00:24.39]
[00:25.02] White men can’t jump nah but I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump
[00:28.84] I come from a hood you do not come from
[00:31.15] If you think I’m no good take a shot dumb dumb
[00:33.59] Dummy come and try to take shit from me
[00:35.52] Little rookie, looky how the cookie’s so crumby
[00:37.52] I ain’t owe the dealer or the bookie no money
[00:39.81] I just owe it to the world cause I’m looking so funny
[00:41.76] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:43.62] 99 problems and you’re hearing them all
[00:45.69] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[00:49.94] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[00:53.93] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:58.49] She asked 99 times for a sixty-nine
[00:59.86] And love how I rhyme with a shifty mind
[01:02.42] I told her 99 times that the shit was mine
[01:04.42] Make it 98, the bitch was one sip behind
[01:06.62] And if I don’t make it I’mma switch to crime
[01:08.87] But I’m leaning real hard on this gift of mine
[01:10.93] Wouldn’t you if you were spitting so sewer
[01:12.94] Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua
[01:15.00] You’re like what’s he think cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink
[01:18.94] What’s a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?
[01:21.32] I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink
[01:23.44] I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink
[01:25.63] So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think
[01:27.83] I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink
[01:29.89] Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink
[01:32.01] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:33.81] 99 problems and you’re hearing them all
[01:35.94] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[01:40.12] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[01:44.42] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the
[01:48.59] I’m the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot
[01:50.71] He’s back from Hell and the demon is hot
[01:52.72] I’m a nightmare now, are you dreaming or not?
[01:54.72] Jumping out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop
[01:56.77] Oh I don’t know what you take me as
[01:58.42] A snake in the grass or maybe I’m an atheist
[02:00.72] But you mother****ers scared of my crazy ass
[02:02.79] I’ll cut you up and put you in a Macy’s bag
[02:05.66] And **** what the media thinks
[02:07.10] I translate Sally Wong just to read to the *chinks*
[02:09.03] If you don’t get I’m fooling around
[02:11.78] I’ll hold your head under till the water in a pool you drown
[02:13.67] Clutching the Uzi, shoot it around
[02:15.48] Popping your top off a beautiful sound
[02:17.40] So when the city burns down all the looters around
[02:19.59] Stay stuck in the ****ing dirt like a root in the ground
[02:21.84] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:24.09] 99 problems and you’re hearing them all
[02:26.22] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[02:30.63] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[02:34.07] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the

Pinyin

[00:03.26] Get your booze, light your blunts up, get your hard drugs, and we doing it.
[00:08.21] I serve your ass like John McEnroe
[00:10.22] Put a . 45 Colt to the back of your skull
[00:12.39] Cut my finger on a razor blade bagging up blow
[00:14.50] Hit the back door with a little strag and a ho
[00:16.63] Yeah you heard the news
[00:18.67] That I' m back from the grave just to murder yous
[00:20.52] And I' ve been up in the streets kicking curbs in shoes
[00:22.96] Number one draft pick with the vertical
[00:24.39]
[00:25.02] White men can' t jump nah but I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump
[00:28.84] I come from a hood you do not come from
[00:31.15] If you think I' m no good take a shot dumb dumb
[00:33.59] Dummy come and try to take shit from me
[00:35.52] Little rookie, looky how the cookie' s so crumby
[00:37.52] I ain' t owe the dealer or the bookie no money
[00:39.81] I just owe it to the world cause I' m looking so funny
[00:41.76] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:43.62] 99 problems and you' re hearing them all
[00:45.69] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[00:49.94] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[00:53.93] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[00:58.49] She asked 99 times for a sixtynine
[00:59.86] And love how I rhyme with a shifty mind
[01:02.42] I told her 99 times that the shit was mine
[01:04.42] Make it 98, the bitch was one sip behind
[01:06.62] And if I don' t make it I' mma switch to crime
[01:08.87] But I' m leaning real hard on this gift of mine
[01:10.93] Wouldn' t you if you were spitting so sewer
[01:12.94] Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua
[01:15.00] You' re like what' s he think cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink
[01:18.94] What' s a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?
[01:21.32] I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink
[01:23.44] I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink
[01:25.63] So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think
[01:27.83] I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink
[01:29.89] Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink
[01:32.01] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[01:33.81] 99 problems and you' re hearing them all
[01:35.94] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[01:40.12] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[01:44.42] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the
[01:48.59] I' m the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot
[01:50.71] He' s back from Hell and the demon is hot
[01:52.72] I' m a nightmare now, are you dreaming or not?
[01:54.72] Jumping out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop
[01:56.77] Oh I don' t know what you take me as
[01:58.42] A snake in the grass or maybe I' m an atheist
[02:00.72] But you mother ers scared of my crazy ass
[02:02.79] I' ll cut you up and put you in a Macy' s bag
[02:05.66] And what the media thinks
[02:07.10] I translate Sally Wong just to read to the chinks
[02:09.03] If you don' t get I' m fooling around
[02:11.78] I' ll hold your head under till the water in a pool you drown
[02:13.67] Clutching the Uzi, shoot it around
[02:15.48] Popping your top off a beautiful sound
[02:17.40] So when the city burns down all the looters around
[02:19.59] Stay stuck in the ing dirt like a root in the ground
[02:21.84] 99 bottles of beer on the wall
[02:24.09] 99 problems and you' re hearing them all
[02:26.22] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times
[02:30.63] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that
[02:34.07] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the