| Song | Not Home |
| Artist | Stephen Lynch |
| Album | The Craig Machine |
| You say thats you're leaving but just for a day | |
| The company wants you to fly to | |
| LASo you leave me alone and i sit and i say | |
| What will i do today | |
| Today while you're away | |
| I wil...Sniff all your underwear | |
| Dress in your clothes | |
| Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose | |
| I know it's not easy | |
| To leave me alone | |
| But it's more fun | |
| When you're not home | |
| Yeah it's more fun when you're not home |