作词 : Sadler, Shocklee, Walters
Artist：slick rick
Songs Title：lick the balls

Excuse me, Im trying to earn a mere buck or two

A solemn rapper come in -- and who the **** are you?

Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur

Im trying to enter in this rap contest youre havin sir

Youre kinda late flat tire well thatd do it cuz

Well alright, pay me now, and youll be at the hub

I hope I dont mess up, or run out of breath, or even brick
Dont worry hon youre hittin em harder than a ****in brick

But what do you think van? please, no one can serve us
Wish me luck dear, Im scared and Im nervous
So who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls

This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Now everytime I write dope raps they come vickin it

Now you know the title of this, so start lickin it

Lips kickin it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it

So when you think youre prepared, I keep stickin it

Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light

Now who the one youre trying to be like with all your might

And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race

Best give me space before I fly in they ****in face

Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods

Dont worry about a thing cause ricky rick is bringin home the goods

Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like its out of spite

Im back on a mission and this time Im gonna anchor right

Thats right, ads help, hes improvin it
Thank gosh rick! we love the way youre movin it
Whos hittin rough in eighty-eight I bet your momma knows

Backslap you all down like I were dominoes

Stun em all, come on yall, give me a taste of life

Act trife, Ill let my dog cold **** ya wife

So be my friend and dont pretend you will not be forgiven
Youre cleaning house up to the master, thats how we both are livin

So who will stands, who falls, who crowds the halls

This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Go vance wright! go rick!look at the style we bring

How come you cannot write a rap that will erase the king
The girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slam
Shit on mother****ers and I tell them who the **** I am
My name is rick, but now you know whos rulin it
Pump the world and the dj put the fuel in it
Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word
Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard
I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of puppy chow
You understand alright? hello! Im tryin to tell you now
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!