Artist：slick rick
Songs Title：mona lisa
Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes

It is with outstanding pleasure
That we are here to present tonight...

Slick rick, the ruler! and mc ricky d!!

Doing their smash hit, mona lisa,

You know, like the picture?

Anyway, Id like to take this time out

To bow before his divine majesty
oh your majesty...
hmm?

can I kiss your hand?
mm-hmm
（kisses his hand loudly）
enough!
come your highness.. they await you..

Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was mona -- what?
Mona lisa （what? ） singing mona lisa, so men made you..

Youknowhatimsayin? so I said, excuse me, dear

My gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
Ill buy that slice!
She said, thanks - Id rather a slice of you
Im just kidding, but thats awfully nice of you
The compliment showed she had a mind in her

And when I smiled （ping!） I almost blinded her
She said, great scott! are you a thief?

Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth

Ha-ha, hah! had to find that funny

So I said, no child, I work hard for the money

And calling me a thief? please! dont even try it （right!）
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet
She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors

She tried to disrespect who? ! the grand wizard

Me! well whats your name, son?

Mc ricky d, but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee

Im.. sorry and I know thats low class （uhh, yeah）

Please sit, and tell me a little about your past

She said, well I got courage, and I dont like porridge （uh-huh）
Ive never been to college, but Ive got crazy knowledge （uh-huh）
Over eighteen and my eyes are green （uh-huh）

I wear more gold than that man on a-team （uh-huh, uh-huh）
Trim, slim, （yeah） and Im also light skinned

Best believe monas a virgin

A virgin? ! honey needed a slap

She tried to tell me shes a virgin -- with her yea wide gap

I said, it dont matter, see, Im not picky （word）
Let me spell my name out for you, its ricky

ravishing
impress
courageous so careless

for the kangols which Ive got

That I wear everyday and

why not?
To fights not right that I recite and im..
Quite polite like walter cronkite
Well, just about then, trevor my friend came in
He said, hey rick, dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin? !?
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said, I dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!
Now come along, we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as mona sang a song
If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry.. each time we meet..
Walk on by.. walk on by..
Foolish pride
Thats all that I have left, so, let me hide
The pain and the hurt that you gave me
When you said goodbye..
You walked on by..