[00:00.80]Artist：slick rick
[00:01.36]Songs Title：mona lisa
[00:02.43]Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes
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[00:05.37]It is with outstanding pleasure
[00:06.11]That we are here to present tonight...
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[00:09.74]Slick rick, the ruler! and mc ricky d!!
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[00:13.99]Doing their smash hit, mona lisa,
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[00:16.36]You know, like the picture?
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[00:18.68]Anyway, Id like to take this time out
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[00:20.99]To bow before his divine majesty
[00:21.68]oh your majesty...
[00:22.74]hmm?
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[00:37.12]can I kiss your hand?
[00:37.74]mm-hmm
[00:37.81]（kisses his hand loudly）
[00:38.80]enough!
[00:38.86]come your highness.. they await you..
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[00:50.55]Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
[00:52.36]I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
[00:54.61]I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
[00:57.11]And bumped into a girl, her name was mona -- what?
[00:58.80]Mona lisa （what? ） singing mona lisa, so men made you..
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[01:02.42]Youknowhatimsayin? so I said, excuse me, dear
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[01:04.99]My gosh, you look nice!
[01:06.67]Put away your money
[01:07.74]Ill buy that slice!
[01:08.74]She said, thanks - Id rather a slice of you
[01:10.49]Im just kidding, but thats awfully nice of you
[01:11.86]The compliment showed she had a mind in her
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[01:14.55]And when I smiled （ping!） I almost blinded her
[01:16.67]She said, great scott! are you a thief?
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[01:18.67]Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth
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[01:21.05]Ha-ha, hah! had to find that funny
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[01:23.11]So I said, no child, I work hard for the money
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[01:25.55]And calling me a thief? please! dont even try it （right!）
[01:28.45]Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet
[01:30.14]She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
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[01:32.32]She tried to disrespect who? ! the grand wizard
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[01:34.44]Me! well whats your name, son?
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[01:36.51]Mc ricky d, but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee
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[01:39.51]Im.. sorry and I know thats low class （uhh, yeah）
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[01:41.75]Please sit, and tell me a little about your past
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[01:43.82]She said, well I got courage, and I dont like porridge （uh-huh）
[01:44.82]Ive never been to college, but Ive got crazy knowledge （uh-huh）
[01:47.70]Over eighteen and my eyes are green （uh-huh）
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[01:50.51]I wear more gold than that man on a-team （uh-huh, uh-huh）
[01:52.63]Trim, slim, （yeah） and Im also light skinned
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[01:55.51]Best believe monas a virgin
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[01:57.19]A virgin? ! honey needed a slap
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[01:59.25]She tried to tell me shes a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
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[02:01.32]I said, it dont matter, see, Im not picky （word）
[02:03.32]Let me spell my name out for you, its ricky
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[02:05.57]ravishing
[02:06.39]impress
[02:06.94]courageous so careless
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[02:08.70]for the kangols which Ive got
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[02:12.69]That I wear everyday and
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[02:14.75]why not?
[02:15.45]To fights not right that I recite and im..
[02:17.19]Quite polite like walter cronkite
[02:18.01]Well, just about then, trevor my friend came in
[02:19.26]He said, hey rick, dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin? !?
[02:20.82]He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
[02:21.25]He said, I dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!
[02:21.76]Now come along, we have a party to attend
[02:22.07]With some real mature women and some more of her friends
[02:22.45]He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
[02:22.82]And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!
[02:24.07]And as we were leavin and drivin along
[02:24.82]I could hear a melody as mona sang a song
[02:25.20]If you see me walking down the street
[02:25.44]And I start to cry.. each time we meet..
[02:25.75]Walk on by.. walk on by..
[02:26.01]Foolish pride
[02:26.07]Thats all that I have left, so, let me hide
[02:26.38]The pain and the hurt that you gave me
[02:26.69]When you said goodbye..
[02:26.82]You walked on by..