作词 : Griffiths, Murphy, Space
Mr. Major's got a pager
Because he sells 
E'sTo the 
RussiansWho crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
Now Felix the 
Cat is on his back
Oh Felix the 
Cat what a twat
So who needs 
ColumboHe's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers