作词 : Griffiths, Scott, Space
  Who lives in a house like this? 
 Who lives in a house like this? 
 
 In number 69 there lives a transvestite 
 He's a man by day 
 But he's a woman at night 
 There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein 
 Say's he's on a chore to start 
 The Third World War 
 
 Oh if you find the time 
 Please come and stay a while 
 In my beautiful neighbourhood 
 
 In 110 they haven't paid the rent 
 So there goes the TV with the 
 Repo men 
 In 999 they make a living from crime 
 The house is always empty 'cause they're 
 All doing time 
 
 Oh if you find the time 
 Please come and stay a while 
 In my beautiful neighbourhood 
 My neighbourhood 
 My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood 
 My neighbourhood 
 My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood 
 
 Who lives in a house like this? 
 Who lives in a house like this? 
 
 In number 18 there lives a big butch queen 
 He's bigger than Tyson 
 And he's twice as mean 
 In 666 there lives a Mr Miller 
 He's our local vicar 
 And a serial killer 
 
 Oh if you find the time 
 Please come and stay a while 
 In my beautiful neighbourhood 
 My neighbourhood 
 My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood 
 My neighbourhood 
 My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood 
 
 Who lives in a house like this? 
 Who lives here man? 
 Who lives in a house like this? 
 
 Oh they want to knock us down 
 'cause they think we're scum 
 But we will all be waiting 
 When the bulldozers come 
 In a neighbourhood like this you know 
 It's hard to survive 
 So you'd better come prepared 
 'cause they won't take us alive 
 
 Oh if you find the time 
 Please come and stay a while 
 In my beautiful neighbourhood 
 My neighbourhood 
 My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood 
 My neighbourhood 
 My-my-my beautiful neighbourhood