作词 : King Diamond
It was in the local paper: "We will cure your every phobia At Devil Lake Sanitarium We will make you feel you're right at home" 
No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights 
We can recreate paradise 
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing 
It only took about a minute's time 
For poor old 
Harry to make up his mind 
So he headed for 
Devil Lake, knowing doctors were awaiting him 
No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights 
We can recreate paradise 
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing 
HARRY: "My name is Harry and I am from the country side I'm looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name" 
Dr. EASTMA
NN: "We welcome you with open arms We've all been looking forward to having you here At Devil Lake Sanitarium You must always sign a special paper first" 
HARRY: "I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?" 
Dr. EASTMA
NN: "Right here on the dotted line This will give me the freedom I need for you At Devil Lake Sanitarium You know we are the very best at what we do... Oh Yes!" 
Now that we have got his signature 
I think it's time to start the 
Eastmann cure 
So put him in the straight 
I think Room 17 is still our whitest room 
No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights 
We can recreate paradise 
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing