作词 : King Diamond It was in the local paper: "We will cure your every phobia At Devil Lake Sanitarium We will make you feel you're right at home" No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights We can recreate paradise And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing It only took about a minute's time For poor old Harry to make up his mind So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors were awaiting him No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights We can recreate paradise And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing HARRY: "My name is Harry and I am from the country side I'm looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name" Dr. EASTMA NN: "We welcome you with open arms We've all been looking forward to having you here At Devil Lake Sanitarium You must always sign a special paper first" HARRY: "I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?" Dr. EASTMA NN: "Right here on the dotted line This will give me the freedom I need for you At Devil Lake Sanitarium You know we are the very best at what we do... Oh Yes!" Now that we have got his signature I think it's time to start the Eastmann cure So put him in the straight I think Room 17 is still our whitest room No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights We can recreate paradise And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing