[00:16.48]need I to go shopping
[00:18.54]These shoes are all wrong
[00:20.53]Just look in my closet
[00:22.07]Not a thing to put on
[00:24.57]I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
[00:29.16]Things that never cross a man's mind
[00:33.05]
[00:35.78]Lets turn off the tv
[00:37.83]Now can't we just talk
[00:39.80]Lets lay here and cuddle
[00:41.67]Til we both drift off
[00:43.71]If we don't make love
[00:45.75]That'll be just fine
[00:48.67]Things that never cross a man's mind
[00:53.16]That joke is too dirty
[00:55.14]This steak is too thick
[00:56.84]Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
[01:01.23]That car is too fast
[01:03.29]This beer is too cold
[01:04.96]And watchin all this football is sure getting old
[01:09.27]
[01:09.89]Wish I was workin this weekend
[01:12.93]Not on the lake reelin my line
[01:17.96]
[01:20.08]Things that never cross a man's mind
[01:23.69]
[01:30.84]Here lips are too red
[01:32.85]Her skirt is too tight
[01:34.90]Her legs are too long
[01:36.88]And her heels are too high
[01:38.71]
[01:39.46]Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
[01:43.49]Things that never cross a man's mind
[01:48.18]That joke is too dirty
[01:50.11]This steak is too thick
[01:51.84]Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
[01:56.36]That car is too fast
[01:58.23]This beer is too cold
[02:00.22]And watchin all this football is sure getting old
[02:04.68]Wish I was workin this weekend
[02:07.96]Not on the lake reelin my line
[02:13.44]
[02:15.10]Things that never cross a man's mind
[02:18.63]I feel a little bloated
[02:20.48]I think I'm fixin to starve
[02:22.47]That movie was good except for the violent parts
[02:26.50]
[02:27.38]Brad Pitt is sexy
[02:28.81]Why did he change his hair
[02:31.03]I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
[02:34.82]
[02:35.57]These curtains clash with the carpet
[02:38.11]
[02:39.60]The color scheme is a crime
[02:43.82]
[02:45.68]Things that never cross a man's mind
[02:49.15]
[02:49.77]Things that never cross a man's mind