I stay torn between killing him and loving him
He stays torn between neon lights and home.
How bout a honky tonk angel to tell me how this whole thing works
Where's Tammy 
Wynette when you need her.
I got a pack of camels 
I'm fixin' to open.
Cause I've got an apron 
I'm fixin' to tie on.
Tell me how you fry and season a chicken, in high heels and a skirt.
Where's Tammy 
Wynette, when you need her.
Where's Tammy 
Wynette when you need herlike a tease comb for a mess of hair,cause you're trying to keep your man from that hussy over there.
In the cheap dress, tube top, lookin' for a cat fight, pretty little bar flowerdoesn't think that 
I'm the kinda, good girl that's gonna go bad.
Where's Tammy 
Wynette when you need her.
He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots on that couch tonight.
I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table with a bottle of wine.
I'm gonna search that midnight radio till 
I find something that hurts.
Where's Tammy 
Wynette, when you need her.
Where's Tammy 
Wynette when you need her.
Where's Tammy 
Wynette when you need her.