作曲 : Kear, Pickler, Tompkins
Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse

I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway

And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke

Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks

If the three of us were on Jerry Springer
I'd be pulling her hair

And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better
In the you know where

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Well, the vows that they just made
sounded sweet and sincere

Place your bets, my money's on less than a year

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey